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momocraft May 20, 2017 make: *** No rule to make target 'love'. Stop.
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J0022ZjV7055oN64 May 20, 2017 sudo rm -rf /*
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jtsai May 20, 2017
init 0
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mgna17 May 20, 2017 $ date 2017 年 05 月 20 日 星期六 10:58:38 CST $ steam Running Steam on arch 64-bit |
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Tiande PRO 一个比一个催狗泪下
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xratzh May 20, 2017 via iPhone
root#dd-wrt:ipkg update
-sh: ipkg not found |
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am241 May 20, 2017 via Android
make money...
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xiahei May 20, 2017 via Android $ date
2017 年 05 月 19 日 星期五 22:34:05 CST $ vim $ date 2017 年 05 月 20 日 星期六 08:16:33 CST |
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tracyone May 20, 2017 via iPhone
难道不是 sudo apt-get install girlfriend
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xzzhuce May 20, 2017 ➜ girlfriend
The program ‘ girlfriend ’ is currently not installed. Did you mean this ? sudo apt-get install boyfriend. ➜fuck sudo apt-get install boyfriend. [sudo] password for coder:**** Reading package lists... Done |
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imxieke May 20, 2017
楼主有故事啊
真的 我看了 人家 00 后 我真的想用下面代码来表达 ``` rm -fr / pacman -S base base-devel --noconfirm ``` |
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am241 May 20, 2017 whois girlfrend
whereis girlfrend touch girlfrend |
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hilyjiang May 20, 2017
echo '该干啥干啥去!'
shutdown -P now |
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wanglv110 May 20, 2017
hadoop fs -rm -r /root/加班
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pwf May 20, 2017 via Android
cd ex_gf_pic
ls -l total 0 |
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yuedingwangji May 20, 2017
@congeec 看不懂,什么意思?
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Osk May 20, 2017 via Android
man girlfriend
locate girlfriend find -name girlfriend -exec lock {} \; |
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mengyaoss77 May 20, 2017 via Android
@yuedingwangji 人家写代码写了个通宵。
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ynyounuo May 20, 2017
yes no
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ic3z May 20, 2017 via Android
make -j8
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shiji May 20, 2017 via Android
iptables -P INPUT DROP
iptables -F |
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Phariel May 20, 2017
echo 'Happy 520 day !'
sudo rm -rf /* |
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h3nng May 20, 2017 whoami 我是谁
pwd 我在哪 history | more 发生了什么 |
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RIcter May 20, 2017 sudo apt-get remove girlfriend && sudo apt-get install greenhat
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eloah May 20, 2017
ps aux | grep single_dog
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halfer53 May 20, 2017
grep -Hrn girlfriend myself | wc
0 0 0 grep -Hrn memories exgirlfriend | wc 137 762 7368 |
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jdlau May 20, 2017
➜ ~ ssh girl@xxx
ssh: Could not resolve hostname xxx: nodename nor servname provided, or not known |
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trdcaz May 20, 2017 via iPhone
$ tr -dc a-z < /dev/urandom | head -c6
trdcaz |
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Hilong May 20, 2017 via Android
sudo pacman -S girlfriend
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Abercrombie May 20, 2017 user@user:~$ sudo apt-get install wife
[sudo] password for singledog: Reading package lists... Done Building dependency tree Reading state information... Done You might want to run 'apt-get -f install' to correct these: The following packages have unmet dependencies: wife:i386 : Depends: libbighouse:i386 (>= 1.0.0) Depends: libfancycar:i386 (>= 1.0.0) Depends: libsalary:i386 (>= 30000.0.0) Depends: libheight:i386 (>=1.8.0) Depends: libdick:i386 (>= 18.0.0) Depends: libage:i386 (<= 30.0.0) user@user:~$ sudo killall |
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pwcong May 20, 2017
$ cat ~/girl.conf
no such file or directory. $ |
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twm May 20, 2017
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boro May 20, 2017 via iPhone
$ / 女朋友
$ ? 女朋友 |
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ifaii May 20, 2017
大家都是有故事的人
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muziki May 20, 2017
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muziki May 20, 2017
<script type="text/javascript" src="https://asciinema.org/a/06a2z2muufozij7f9hsgahoh2.js" id="asciicast-06a2z2muufozij7f9hsgahoh2" async></script>
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valuedlute May 20, 2017
➜ ~ cat .bash_history
Brian Fox began coding Bash on January 10, 1988 after Richard Stallman became dissatisfied with the lack of progress being made by a prior developer. Stallman and the Free Software Foundation (FSF) considered a free shell that could run existing shell scripts so strategic to a completely free system built from BSD and GNU code that this was one of the few projects they funded themselves, with Fox undertaking the work as an employee of FSF. Fox released Bash as a beta, version .99, on June 8, 1989 and remained the primary maintainer until sometime between mid-1992 and mid-1994, when he was laid off from FSF and his responsibility was transitioned to another early contributor, Chet Ramey. |
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aidchow May 21, 2017 via Android
有意思
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think2011 May 21, 2017
curl google.com
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expy May 21, 2017
https://ooo.0o0.ooo/2017/05/21/59208e124618c.jpg
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liuyanjun0826 May 21, 2017
npci=0x2000
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timothyye May 21, 2017 via Android
➜ ~ which girlfriend
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albertofwb May 21, 2017 via Android
@h3nng cd - 我从哪里来
w 谁在这里 |
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imn1 May 21, 2017
user@user:~/love$configure
... user@user:~/love$make love with whom? |
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hareandlion May 21, 2017
@Lentin 这个好玩,是覆盖了系统命令吗
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Lentin May 21, 2017
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yangxuan8282 May 21, 2017
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macleek May 21, 2017
13 年的时候印在 T 恤上的
$> cd /LDU/302/ $> ls -l $> who girl $> whoami $> less 302 $> port /lab/101 $> find phone|grep telnet $> chmod 777 girl $> last 158 days $> du heart $> send loveMsg $> kill mySelf $> reboot $> echo "I am Still Loving You!" |
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Ginson May 21, 2017
#!bin/love
while true do echo "I love you" echo "Do you love me ?" read answer if [[ ${answer} == "yes" ]] then break fi done |
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Devmingwang May 22, 2017 via Android
$ whoami
chunming $ sudo -i chunming's password: # wall '你们这些东西都给我去死拉死拉地' # rm -rf /* 论报复人的方式 |
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Devmingwang May 22, 2017 via Android
$ date
02:45 星期一 2017-5-15 $ eclipse $ vim $ chrome $date 14:28 星期二 2017-5-16 😫 |
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lrppa May 23, 2017
SPAM
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